Yes, welcome indeed to the brand new, digitally reinforced public bathing facility that is Funkierthanthou.net.

Boasting a variety of exciting new features to suit the leisure-needs of the everyday Twenty-first Century working man (or indeed... woman),

Funkierthanthou.net is designed to relax, entertain and stimulate to the maximum effect, at the minimum of cost.

Since December 2000, a hand-picked group of international writers, artists, musicians and general hangers-on have brought you a Technicolor™ dreamcast of a website containing a virtual menagerie of information, criticism, review and original work.

We would ask you to bear in mind, when visiting Funkiethanthou.net, that there is no commercial affiliation involved so we will be exploiting the first amendment and we will be exploiting it big! If you are of a nervous disposition please leave the room.

Funkierthanthou.net is not finished... in fact it's nowhere near. We need to grow like the Alien in John Hurt's stomach and for that we need you. We need your ideas, your criticisms, your work and your time (join us using the boxes on the right-hand side of this page).

With all this we can make sure that Funkierthanthou.net continues to expand and get fat with commercial sponsorship so we can all retire and live abroad with beautiful women.

All that's left to do is push the button... go on... your call is very important to us.

Thank you!
kids@funkierthanthou.net

(Originally written December 2000 by Rob Hinchcliffe. And still Funkier Than Thou)